~Have you ever wondered~
* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
* Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
* What do chickens think we taste like?
* What do people in China call their good plates?
* What do you call a male ladybug?
* What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
* You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
* If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
* If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
* If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
* Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
* Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
* If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?